What about a shotgun? Sit yourself in a swivel-chair and blow their bleedin' heads off.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Ooooh! One cartridge left...
BOOM!
Last edited by astral276; 8th June 2015 at 12:11 PM.
I just found some in my back yard so i sat and watched them and they were congregating round the hole for my whirly gig line so I pored neat domestos in it and then jumped on the rest and flattened them going to put a line of the creosote round outside my kitchen area later, i don't like uninvited visitors no matter how small they are, little blighters
Unless you are out in the garden and end up covered in them unnoticed - which has happened to me on a couple of occasions.
I don't think the next-door-neighbour has even yet got over the shock of her seeing me ripping my pants off, in the middle of the lawn, because they were full of ants nibbling at my bits.
LMAO! And here I thought ants in the pants was just a figure of speech...
Called the plumber today and he thinks they came up the sink pipe, God knows why, though he said they likely won't be back. He said I shouldn't put anything down the drain, so I'll leave it be for now. No ants so far today, knock wood, just a few stray crickets which were replaced back outdoors.
Best wishes for many sales to all,
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