My granny used to say,
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
I don’t know if that’s true or just one of Granny’s Myths.
My granny used to say,
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
I don’t know if that’s true or just one of Granny’s Myths.
“When life gives you a Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day” – Ella Woodword
We were in the Lake District today, and there was a sheep rustling alert, police cars flashing by.
Apparently it was a false alarm.
Just a sheep eating a packet of crisps
Rev Dr Bill Hopkinson,
Retired professor
BillsStamps
around 50000 stamps listed, based in London
I thought it was time to resurrect this thread as we could all do with a laugh now and then!
Here are my (awful) offerings ...
My nephew who is studying Science and Chemistry at Uni accidently drank some invisible ink, and was taken to hospital.
Two days later, he is still waiting to be seen.
My old man collects Elvis records and when we were at a car boot sale he saw "Wooden Leg" by Elvis Presley.
He asked seller if there was a mistake, should have been "Wooden Heart" ...
Seller said " arr, this is the pirate version"
Ok, I'll collect my coat on the way out .....
Oh dear.....
An offering from me:
Just nipped up to Tesco, and upon leaving the store, I spotted £20 just lying on the ground.
After a moment of internal conflict, I thought, "Come on Surely, it's Good Friday, just do what Jesus would do"
So I went back in and turned it into wine
Daughter phoned today, she is on her way to Cornwall for a family holiday.
Big accident on A30 - two lanes closed. An ice cream van hit the central reservation.
Police have warned motorists to be on the lookout for cones.
I woke up last night dreaming I was drowning in an Ocean of Tango.
Turned out just to be a Fanta Sea.
This time next year we'll be millionaires, Rodney
When one door closes another one shuts
I've always abided by the 3-second rule with dropped food, especially in these straitened times.
Not everyone shares my values apparently, I've just been suspended as a volunteer at my local soup kitchen.
This time next year we'll be millionaires, Rodney
When one door closes another one shuts
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